Oh my God, it's been such a long time!

Oh my god, how are you doing!  It's so great to see you, I just can't believe it!  I mean, I haven't seen you, in what, it's gotta be like ten months, hasn't it!  You look so great!  I love what you've done with your hair!  It looks like a Prince Valiant haircut in the front, but in the back it's got this little rat tail!  That is so original-looking!  And what a neat t-shirt!  I've never seen a wolf riding a unicorn through the clouds at midnight before! 

This last year has been so great, you wouldn't even believe it!  I've done so many exciting things, and I've met so many interesting people!  Everywhere I went, I met a new person, and every one of them knew twenty more interesting people that they told me everything about, and now I have about three thousand really great new friends!  And every one of them is always going out and doing really fun things, and whenever they go out and do those really great things they make sure to call me and make sure I can go with them and do really great things too!  It is so much fun!  I have to carry three cell phones, so I can keep all their numbers and receive all their calls!  They are all fantastic people, and I am very lucky to have them as friends! 

My career is simply out of this world, out of this world!  It is so good, in fact, that I'm working two jobs!  I'm working so much that I barely have time to spend all of the money that I'm making!  But I do my best!  The work I do is so rewarding, I wouldn't even mind if they paid me a little bit less!  If you told me eleven months ago that I would be working two really great jobs that were intellectually and creatively stimulating every second of the day, I wouldn't have thought you were telling the truth!  But it's true, boy is it ever true!  Every day when I go home, or I ride to my other job on the bus, I say to myself that what I have done today has truly served as a benefit to not only myself, but to humanity as well!  And other people tell me too!  Oh, the people!  The people I serve never stop telling me just how much they truly appreciate the great service I am doing for them!  It seems like every third person is telling me that they're lucky that I'm around!  And my coworkers are equally as great, if not a little bit more!  I can tell that they appreciate my personality and my sense of humor, and I know they look forward to when I show up to work! 

You know that I'm a gentleman, but you'll have to pardon me when I let you know that my love life is hot, not to put to fine a point on it!  My love life is running a slight fever!  It's building froth!  It's flying off the shelves!  The people I've dated all think that I'm the best thing that's ever happened to them!  They thought they were unlovable, but then I came along, and if they haven't necessarily felt loved before, now they at least feel highly esteemed! 

I hope I see you sooner than ten months from now, because rest assured, as exciting as my year has been, this next year will probably be more exciting!!!